Well... now I'm sober enough to fill in this thing. I has quite a hangover this morning, because of a overdose of absinthe and goldstrike.

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.


1.) Your name?
Olav
Definition:
olav is another definition of a homosexual
that guy is over there is so olav

OMG! I disagree?

2.) Your age?
17
Definition:
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."

3.) One of your friends?
Floyd
Definition:
The ruler of all 19 continents, 47 planets, and 4 universes. Floyd is everything and a bag of chips! Although he did not create planet Yuggoth (Cthulhu did that), he is still very cool, indeed. He resides primarily in the Peru/kentucky region of the netherlands, and Blocky is his main messenger of the 7 and a half others
Floyd hates Pluto with such intensity that the cranberries may just explode.

WTF!

4.) What should you be doing?
Sleeping
Definition:
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

Aight! I can sleep all day and night^^

5.) Favorite color?
Green
Definition:
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'

I think the defenitions fits better to me than just the color

6.) Birthplace?
Netherlands
Definition:
Small, flat and wet country somewhere in Northern Europe where everyone is tall, smokes weed and rides a bike.
"I'm a Dutch citizen, I come from the Netherlands."

"The Netherlands are far out!"

"I'm smoking weed in The Netherlands."

typisch (<- in dutch)

7.) Month of your birth?
May
Definition:
may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away
"hooray i have math..."
"don't worry bro, its may, nothing gets done anymore"

8.) Last person you talked to?
Alie
Definition:
1)For others to know you agree with their point

2)To emphasise your point...Also meaning Get Me!

3)To emphasise a question...Also meaning Init
1)Jack: That New Ting In Cinema Is Sik
Mark: Alie!

2)Alie Shes A Sket!

3)She moved to South Alie?

well, i don't really get the point?

9.) One of your nicknames?
O
Definition:
1. The 15th letter of the English Alphabet.

2. Slang for an "ounce", in reference to drugs.

3. Abbreviation for "orgasm".

4. Abbreviation for "oh".

5. Slang for the work of literature, "Othello", by William Shakespeare, recently cited in the movie "O", a horrible modernization of the Othello story.
1. abcdefghijklmn > O < pqrstuvwxyz

2. Just shmok'd an o, bra. Fo' sho', what's that big floatin' rainbo' doin' flyin' around my space, yo?

3. Why, I just believe I had quite an 'o', dear!

4. O my! That is sooooo kewl!

aight, im an orgasm

BTW, i think the internet hates me....